Humor/Satire

My Lifelong Struggle With Oxygen Addiction

I had my first hit in a maternity ward

“An Oxygen addict takes a hit” — Credit: Antonio Guillem on Shutterstock

I remember my first hit clearly. It was 44 years ago and happened to be on my birthday.

There I was…warm, wet, cozy, and just chillin’ upside down. All of a sudden I felt my head slowly being squeezed. Squeezing harder! Cold! Lights!