Humor/Satire
5 Ways To Be a Good Boy
A self-help article to read to your dog

Come here (fill in dog name)!
Awwwww, good (boy/girl).
Awwwww, smoochie woochie, you’re so good.
You’ve been watching me read a lot on Medium haven’t ya?
Come here (fill in dog name)!
Awwwww, good (boy/girl).
Awwwww, smoochie woochie, you’re so good.
You’ve been watching me read a lot on Medium haven’t ya?