Humor/Satire

5 Ways To Be a Good Boy

A self-help article to read to your dog

Photo by Jamie Street on Unsplash

Come here (fill in dog name)!

Awwwww, good (boy/girl).

Awwwww, smoochie woochie, you’re so good.

You’ve been watching me read a lot on Medium haven’t ya?

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